Seriously? Mako?

Mako?

Why am I not surprised Papa's enough of an idiot to name me after a shark if I were a boy?

I should write and tell him he's an idiot. But then he might send back another soggy letter. He's such a crybaby.

If we're to believe the ramblings of a handful of people so far, those of us that woke up in the wrong beds with the wrong clothes were originally the opposite sex.

...I can't believe that. It sounds like rubbish to me. How do we know they're not the ones that are switched ( Read more... )